The last couple of days have been a little stressful but through it all I have laughed so very hard on more than one occasion because of something that one or other of the girlies has said.
My friends daughter has gone to Israel for the rest of the school year to learn all about life there and her religous roots. I was explaining to Lily how a rocket was launched by the Palestinians and it flew straight threw Gaza and landed and exploded very close to Luci.
Lily's first question was: Who are the Palace Indians?
No Lily not Palace Indians, Palestinians.
I then explained all about them and went on to talk about IED's but of course she managed to get that wrong to and called them IUD's. This reduced me to complete hysterics as I envisioned the Palace Indians running around attacking people with IUD's. Once I explained to her what I was laughing at she was in fits too.
This evening Rosie had swimming and she asked me if she could give Lilys coach an update. I told her sure, Tell him Lily won't be swimming because you snapped her like a twig.
Dear Gawd don't ask me how she got this so wrong but when she tried it she said, Coach Vladi, Lily won't be swimming for 4-6 weeks because you slapped her like a pig. Seriously, WTH how did she get it so messed up. Lily and I couldn't breathe we were laughing so hard. Thankfully this was just a dress rehearshal, we were still in the car!
Slap 'em like a pig. It's catchy but I have no idea what it means. I think I'll just say it evey now and again for the effect.