I am fully aware that the holidays are over but my friend Becky sent this to me yesterday and it made me laugh out loud when I read it. I might be because she added a note saying, reminds her of when she bakes her Christmas Rum Cake! Anyway read it to the end cos it just gets funnier and funnier, well I thought so.
It also reminds me of Julia Childs who I loved. And for once, I havent mentioned Lily.
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Christmas Cookie Recipe
1 cup of water
4 large eggs
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup nuts
1 cup of sugar
2 cups dried fruit
1 tsp salt
1 bottle Crown Royal
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
Sample the Crown Royal to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the Crown Royal again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one levelcup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer...
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the CrownRoyal is still OK, try another cup.. just in case.
Turn off the mixer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit off floor...
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers justpry it loose with a dewscriver
Sample the Crown Royal to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.... whogiveshz a sheet.
Check the Crown Royal.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of ar, or somefink.... whatever you canfind.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fallover.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
Finish the bottle of Crown Royal.
Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
Cherry Mistmas
7 comments:
Sounds exactly like my sort of recipe - am definitely going to try but can`t see the point of waiting for next Christmas for something that good!!!!!
loads of love
Jeanne xxx
That is too funny!
I never follow recipes, but I may have to give that one a try.
Thanks for the laugh
Good one! Same applies with wine while cooking dinner.
Keep smilin!
That is a funny recipe -- all year round.
Thanks for a good laugh. I can always seem to find one here!!!
Now that's a recipe for all year long, besides after you get that crocked, who cares what time of year it is, hehehe
Now that's a recipe for all year long, besides after you get that crocked, who cares what time of year it is, hehehe
That was cute! Put a smile on my face after a very long day!
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